Leaves are turning...and so are stomachas for it's the 17-game countdown and

September and the Mets are losing it. Literally.

You know you're a Met when....

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Mr. Humility aka Micah Owings just traded from Snakes to Commies to complete the Adam Dunn travesty, provided instant dividends. He can't pitch mind you, but as a pinch hitter in his first Reds game drove in the winning run in the 10th against Sneaky Snakes. If the Snakes lose a playoff berth by one game, they'll know who to blame. Themselves Pogo breath.

Post-game, aw shucks, Mr. Humble is just grateful for the opportunity blah blah boring blahachas...

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Now I can appreciate the havoc caused by Adam "nee Pacman" Jones in surreal life for he has affected my fantasy life, so go figure why anyone would believe anything he said. Now I know better.

To wit: On HBO Jones went all off dont go there and throw dollar bills girl on Brandon Marshall for being fake. How Marshall sucks blah blah. So, instead of drafting Marshall, I drafted some losers. Since Marshall just caught 18 passes today, I'm kicking myself...for listening to Pacman Jones. How low can you go...

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MICHAEL PHELPS DO YOU SLEEP IN THOSE CLOTHES???

Phelps was good to go on Saturday Night Live. But then he followed his slam-glam NYC glitzathon with a Sunday morning-afternoon coming down in...Cleveland. Mistake Lakeside. But curiouser and curiouser, Mr. GoldMedal Phelps was wearing THE EXACT SAME CLOTHES HE WORE ON SNL THE NIGHT BEFORE. Huh?

Many questions. Does Phelps travel and sleep in his clothes? Perhaps that was a Phelpsian impersonator. Does he have several changes of the same types of clothes? Cleveland?

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ANDRUW JONES

Again with the 60-day DL list. $10 MILLION??? FUGGEDABBOUD..

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